Peanut Butter Panda Poofs! Because they are sweet and crunchy and peanut-buttery and have a really fun-to-say name. And there are cute pandas on the box. Puffins, because the bird after which they are named is ridiculously cute, like someone I know. And the cereal is pretty good too. Chocolate milk and peanut butter cereal. So buying these when I get money again. I can turn the maturity switch on for responsible adults, but being around kids brings out my secretly goofy side.
However, my silliness never crosses over into the realm of obnoxiousness; I know how to balance my goofiness and maturity very well. I also like experimenting with my look—I can keep it classic and low-key like original Cheerios , go bright and colourful like fruity Cheerios , or venture off into the land of interesting, but not for everyone like peanut butter Cheerios, or dulce de leche Cheerios.
And strawberries are sexy. I like sexy. I may not be quite as goddamn life-changingly delicious, however. The flakes are just enough crunch for your breakfast or all other meals of the day like me. The little fruit clusters are a nice zing to compliment the crunch and the yogurt balls are a delicious surprise because they like to hide in the milk! Adding some fresh fruit and a dash of cinnamon on those special mornings makes it pretty darn good too. I would be a family-sized box Reese Puffs, poured in its entirety into an industrial-sized mixing bowl.
And I am a great companion to Saturday morning cartoons. WeetBix or CrunchyNut Honey nut the one with the nuts actually in it sooo good. Or Nesquik cereal. Loved that as a kid. We queers enjoy our breakfast foods! Peanut Butter Cheerios. Golden Grahams. The single most amazing cereal ever to be invented! Hmmm, frosted mini-wheats. Well, this is not the thread for me. Does this make me a bad lady homo?
Haggen, this grocery in my city, sells off-brand Lucky Charms called Mallow Oats. Sweet like Cheerios but a little lumpier and also fruitier. Probably honey nut cheerios.
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We should granola again soon. And get some yoghurt. If you're a CTC fan, you probably don't just have it for breakfast—it's regularly eaten by the handful, either straight out of the box or in a Ziploc baggie as a midday snack. That's because you believe in treating yourself every now and then, but you do so responsibly: It's not Nutella straight out of the jar, after all though you certainly don't judge people who do that. You're a pretty laid-back person, all in all.
Admit it: Your eyes got rounder than the Cap'n's when you learned that Taco Bell was crafting this cereal into creme-filled donut holes. You're a kid at heart who's willing to try anything new, but at the end of the day or the beginning , you like to go back to the classics.
This nostalgia-packed breakfast reminds you of home, making it the perfect pick-me-up for days when you just wish you could poof back to third grade. Forget five-year plans—you've probably got a year one, and don't even get us started on how strategically mapped out your vision board is.
You've got a lot on your plate er, bowl? Keep it up, and Sheryl Sandberg will be interviewing you for the sequel to Lean In. You care deeply about the Earth—and your health—and you get that that doesn't mean you have to eat cardboard, either.
This cereal is GMO-free, it's low in sugar, and the box is made out of recycled materials. It may cost a little more than some brands on the market, but you're willing to pay more for things that fall in line with your values. You stand up for what you believe in. You're a hardcore chocoholic, and you appreciate that there's a cereal company out there that understands that chocolate is really an anytime treat. As much as you indulge your sweet tooth, you also have a practical side: When your cocoa puffs are all gone, you're left with chocolate milk.
So basically, you multitask with every bowl you eat. You're level-headed, and like J. Lo, you're real. You've moved on from sugary cereals with prizes in the box, but you don't have the steely resolve to go to sugar-free, Am-I-going-to-crack-a-tooth-on-this?
You're relatable and approachable, and darn it, people like you. You're a little bit corny—and you can't resist doing your Tony the Tiger impression pretty much every time you pour a bowlful—but that's why people are so drawn to you: You disarm them with your sense of humor, and they want to be part of your club.
Heck, we want to be part of your club. Is the secret password "grrr-r-reat? Sweets aren't really your thing, so you appreciate cereal that's almost savory. You're a no-nonsense type who who doesn't have time to deal with fussy foods that take hours to make, unless it's someone's bridal shower, and even then, you could name a dozen restaurants who could cater instead.
You value routines, which is why you've probably been eating this cereal since its " Mikey Likes It " days. You don't care what other people think, even if they scoff at eating such a sugary cereal once you're over 13 or ever. You're no health snob; you like what you like, and you're not ashamed to admit it.
Other people would probably like to be so bold. And, when people rib you too much about it, you're quick to point out that the cereal has "natural fruit flavors! If you could eat s'mores for breakfast, you totally would. You're reasonable enough that you hold yourself back at least every once in a while, and for those times you don't? You're all about living in the moment, and you know that it's the little things that can turn a ho-hum Tuesday into the best day EVER.
Go forth and conquer the day, you little ray of sunshine, you. MKTO's "Classic" could be dedicated to you , and not just because you've got guys "trippin' out like the '60s. There's nothing pretentious about you, and you're pretty practical when it comes to eating healthy, with the occasional indulgence here and there hey, hint of honey and natural almond flavor!
You're the life of the party, and you want everyone to join in the fun. You bring people together with your bubbly personality, which is reflected in the bold flavors and bright colors of your favorite cereal.
Plus, you know this cereal's perfect for way more than milk, and you're not afraid to get your DIY on: Fruity-Pebbles-and-Chocolate-Covered Frozen Bananas , Fruity Pebbles ice cream cones , even Fruity Pebbles macarons , because you're all about that high-low mix. Was that you zipping past us at a. We bet it was, though you're not the type to brag about your accomplishments hence why you don't need a flashy, trendy cereal.
You're a go-getter who cares about your health, which is why you go for a tried-and-true breakfast that's loaded with fiber and potassium.
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